ma bitch

a dude's girlfriend

Ma bitch made me this pie

by victor jimenez January 18, 2009

ma dick fell off bitch

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".

Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch

by Jacob Mollan April 11, 2017

I'm a bitch

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.

Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010

Bitch I'm a Bus

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.

Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."

by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.

Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

by bluersx February 25, 2011

I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.

In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!

by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011