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MYSIMP == MY Source Is My Penis

Concocted by Utaks, immortalized by gcnaddict.
x: wtf is your source?
y: MYSIMP, jackass
MYSIMP by GCNaddict February 13, 2005
Words you can keep
This is a person who leads a troll army of simps who allow the McSimp to lie and they never allow anyone else to question the McSimps statements and claims. They will themselves create lies and employ their own armies of simps.

The order of the McSimp simps consists of many simps. The most notable are:-

Simp deMcSimp the leader aka McRae Boomer

Simp dePinky aka Pinky Rhetoric
Simp deDoxer aka Doxin82 Goblin
Simp deFailure aka Failed Engineer
Simp deDogBreath aka Cheshire Goblin
along with other disposable simps such as Simp deSkeptic and simp deFight

These simps and the simps who simp to them will say anything to please someone, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that simp.
Steve McSimp uses the Non-Sequitur Show as the carrot for many of the serf simps . The order of the simps though are looking to satisfy their narcissist needs for power.

Did you hear the latest news that the McSimp is mobilizing the order of the Simps to take down the Modern Day Debate Channel on YouTube with the promise that the NSS channel will rise from the ashes. Its funny though because the simp leader was the one who burned the NSS to the ground.
McSimp by greatdebatecommunity April 15, 2020

MySimplyTailored 

A all organic hemp based skin care designed by A group of Texas men for everyone. Usually found in barbershops and online at www.mysimplytailored.com Originating and beard care and expanding over three continents for men women and children everywhere keep it simple keep it clean keep it yours keep it MySimplyTailored.com
Hey have you tried MySimplyTailored Skin care it’s so bad ass

Misimprovement 

A misunderstanding, usually of words or lyrics, that turn out to be better than what was originally expressed.
Are you singing a Deep Purple song?
Yes, I am "Slow-walking Walter, the fire engine guy"
Those aren't the words.
I totally misunderstood.
I think it's better now. What a misimprovement.
Misimprovement by badlearner May 11, 2020

misimput 

When you try to do something but you accidentally do something else.
Misimput, Misimput. You calm down! You calm the frick down!
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A heavy flow of menstruation that goes without detection for some time. The discovery appears similar to a murder scene.

Murder Scene in my Pants.
Me: Hey Madison, how's it going today?
Mad: Bad, I've got a MSIMP!
Me: That bad?
Mad: Yeah, looks like a group homicide in there!
MSIMP by JR12345 September 5, 2012

Mysiopherapist 

A male physiopherapist.

Similar to a murse, being a male nurse.
Wow, look, its a mysiopherapist...

Yey for mysiopherapists...
Mysiopherapist by Ashley Sykes April 25, 2008
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