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This is a person who leads a troll army of simps who allow the McSimp to lie and they never allow anyone else to question the McSimps statements and claims. They will themselves create lies and employ their own armies of simps.

The order of the McSimp simps consists of many simps. The most notable are:-

Simp deMcSimp the leader aka McRae Boomer

Simp dePinky aka Pinky Rhetoric
Simp deDoxer aka Doxin82 Goblin
Simp deFailure aka Failed Engineer
Simp deDogBreath aka Cheshire Goblin
along with other disposable simps such as Simp deSkeptic and simp deFight

These simps and the simps who simp to them will say anything to please someone, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that simp.
Steve McSimp uses the Non-Sequitur Show as the carrot for many of the serf simps . The order of the simps though are looking to satisfy their narcissist needs for power.

Did you hear the latest news that the McSimp is mobilizing the order of the Simps to take down the Modern Day Debate Channel on YouTube with the promise that the NSS channel will rise from the ashes. Its funny though because the simp leader was the one who burned the NSS to the ground.
McSimp by greatdebatecommunity April 15, 2020

MySimplyTailored 

A all organic hemp based skin care designed by A group of Texas men for everyone. Usually found in barbershops and online at www.mysimplytailored.com Originating and beard care and expanding over three continents for men women and children everywhere keep it simple keep it clean keep it yours keep it MySimplyTailored.com
Hey have you tried MySimplyTailored Skin care it’s so bad ass

Misimprovement 

A misunderstanding, usually of words or lyrics, that turn out to be better than what was originally expressed.
Are you singing a Deep Purple song?
Yes, I am "Slow-walking Walter, the fire engine guy"
Those aren't the words.
I totally misunderstood.
I think it's better now. What a misimprovement.
Misimprovement by badlearner May 11, 2020

misimput 

When you try to do something but you accidentally do something else.
Misimput, Misimput. You calm down! You calm the frick down!
misimput by Kevin wubble May 17, 2022
A heavy flow of menstruation that goes without detection for some time. The discovery appears similar to a murder scene.

Murder Scene in my Pants.
Me: Hey Madison, how's it going today?
Mad: Bad, I've got a MSIMP!
Me: That bad?
Mad: Yeah, looks like a group homicide in there!
MSIMP by JR12345 September 5, 2012

Mysiopherapist 

A male physiopherapist.

Similar to a murse, being a male nurse.
Wow, look, its a mysiopherapist...

Yey for mysiopherapists...
Mysiopherapist by Ashley Sykes April 25, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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