my purse

What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.

Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?

Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep

Boyfriend: Why

Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...

by cityguychicago November 4, 2009

THATS MY PURSE

When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin

Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER

by Yourmommyfattest January 14, 2021

Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.

The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.

by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021

hold my purse

What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.

Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.

Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.

by Willyummm August 7, 2010

Cookies in my purse

You're ready for sex.

You've got some sex built up inside of you.

"omg check out that guy"
*points at guy on beach*
"AHHHH COOKIES IN MY PURSE"
*tackle*

by HisMadgesty April 16, 2009

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.

I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.

by Babe Sapien June 6, 2016