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Married Woman Experience; For the discerning male, who is looking for something other than a GFE or PSE. An experience in which there is no kissing or unsafe sex, as she exemplifies maturity through lustful responsible sex through condom use, thus allowing her to fully enjoy herself with her clients. She is fully willing to engage in the following acts: anal sex, double penetration (if another man is invited to join-perhaps her husband), oral sex (she performing on him), hair pulling, ass spanking, vaginal sex, breast sex - all of which she allows the man to climax ON (not IN) her body.
After having her on her hands and knees and butt-fucking her for a half hour, I was ready to cum so I removed my condom, spewing my cum all over her gorgeous ass, then spanked her and spread it all over her, per our agreement for an MWE.
MWE by wife with husband December 29, 2013
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Comes from the greek word, "Chaienerr" Which means "Me"
Pegh 25 for mwe please
mwe by BIll Watterson October 16, 2004
Related Words
mweh • mweana • Mweef • Mweor • Mwerp • mwe • mweb • Mwee • Mweep • Mwen

mwe fut manje tout bagay 

i'll fucking eat everything!!!

hatian-creole
yo brada im so hungry, mwe fut manje tout bagay!!!

Mwe Lesa 

Used to express a sigh of disbelief (Zambian, Bemba).
"Mwe Lesa, this can't be happening".
Mwe Lesa by Xanderrated May 4, 2023

thei mwe 

Thei mwe is someone who is a introvert. She is someone who is very kind and sweet. Thei mwe's are usually very cute and pretty too. A thei mwe may come in different shapes and sizes. Most of them tend to have very nice bodies. Sexy bodies that men desire. Thei mwe have it all, the heart and looks. Some say they are the greatest creation of GOD. Others say they are the hidden angles amongst the humans that were sent by Ancient beings as a gift to human kind. If a thei mwe is someone close to you, MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY. No one else can be as perfect as a thei mwe. So keep them close and don't ever lose them!
Wowww! You're so pretty and elegant like a thei mwe.
I wish I was a thei mwe.
As kind as a thei mwe.

I wish I was dating a thei mwe.
thei mwe by yours truly 101 November 22, 2021

thei mwe 

A thei mwe is someone who is very introverted. They are usually very shy too. One distinctive feature of a thei mwe is that they are vey cute and damnnnnn pretty. Most of them come with hella sexy bodies too!!! Some say thei mwe's are GOD's finest creations, others says they are the angles amongst the humans. They are just too perfect! If you have a chubby thei mwe in your life, DON'T EVER LOSE THEM. They are the rarest kind of thei mwe to find. Also important note, if you have a chubby thei mwe, be ready to feed them with whatever they want to eat! IT'S A MUSTTT!
Wowww! I wish I look like a thei mwe.
omg! You look like a thei mwe today, so pretty!
I wish I was dating a thei mwe...
LOOK AT THAT A RARE THEI MWE!
thei mwe by yours truly 101 November 24, 2021
The sound you make when you scoot 4% to your right.
Ah let me just move over to the right here... MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP
Mweep by Josh&Josh January 9, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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