munked 

the act of being drunk, high, and tripping at the same time.

lets get behind the bleachers and get munked mah nigga so we can see dave and shit.

munked by dsfgshida January 19, 2008

munked 

to get fucked by munk!

munk: *humps vamp
vamp: *blushes
munk: u got munked!
vamp: monkey my love jajaja

munked by munkyfish March 13, 2009

MUNKED 

When your friend unassumingly somehow always seems to get you smashed.

Mark, Munked everyone somehow last night, and now we all have a splitting headache this morning.

MUNKED by J. M. Wall April 4, 2022

Munked

More specific version of the word “Cooked” meaning messed up.

My nachos are totally munked.

Munked by ChuckBillBuck December 6, 2025

Menked 

When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"

Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...

Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018

Musked 

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked 

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

Musked by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020