Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

mumpy

Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.

"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"

by Twiglette August 17, 2007

Mumpy

Mumpy means that something is REALLY good.

That meal was really Mumpy!

by Pank April 25, 2009

MUMPY

Giving oral sex to a lady (muffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.

"Ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers"

by M.P.MACEY February 4, 2008

Mumpy

The sensation one experiences after smoking too much cannabis.

"Dude, are you okay?".

"Not really, everything's mumpy, I'm feeling mumpy. I ripped too many cones".

by CrKr February 7, 2022

Mumpy Morrison

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Mumpy Paige

A rando girl from Long Island. Who gets the mumps and eats pretzels with cream cheese. Loves to complain.

Don’t go near her
Don’t go near who
Mumpy Paige she will give you the mumps

by Squaretrees April 24, 2022