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Muhfuckin' 

When you're too lazy to write motherfucking or want to sound more ghetto.
"She was too muhfuckin' lazy, didn't do shit. So I shoved her ass off the couch and made her do shit."
Muhfuckin' by AwkwardPersonThing October 21, 2014
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muhfuckin' karma 

When you bullshit so much about being sick to stay home from work that you actually get sick.
Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.
muhfuckin' karma by Sirbombalot October 5, 2010

muhfuckin'-god damnit 

hilltop/hillside slang.

used when taking things
to the extreme or
exaggerating.
"shorty got them muhfuckin god damnit melissas on"
muhfuckin'-god damnit by nizz September 15, 2004

muhfuckin bebe

A muhfuckin bebe is someone who is the best person ever. This phrase is usually screamed.
Random: “Rj is my MUHFUCKIN BEBE!”
Me: “Wow rj must be the best”
muhfuckin bebe by earlsbooty March 4, 2019

stomped in da muhfuckin ground

wat da hell derrick is gon get next time he say some crazy shit 2 me
Derrick: imma fuck yu up

Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground

Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?

Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out
(Vulgar) Commonly used as intesifier

Such as: motherfucking, goddamit,Ass .....etc
Get your mufucking car back
You mufucking ass talented guy
Mufucking by Kage Maro 2008 March 9, 2015

Egg McFuckin Idiot 

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
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