MSOMF

Muskan sit on my face!

Muskan: Hi

K: MSOMF

Muskan: kya?!

K:😈🍆

Muskan:😧

- with love, vermin

by Milking your mother May 26, 2024

MBOMFCVARS

A supposed internet slang used in Fleskhjerta's YouTube video namely "ROBLOX Domino", meaning "My Brain Only Made For Comedy, Videogames, and Retarded Stuff".

Fleskhjerta: Why did i do this??!!!
darkzor: Cause your MBOMFCVARS!

by r4eBH April 14, 2022

mmomfbb

Minding my own mother fucking business bitch

Coworker: wyd

Me:mmomfbb

by Lovelyday1994 May 5, 2019

The MSOM Effect

an effect that explains the lengths you are willing to stretch your sanity for the sake of college band. It's socially transmitted so the more social exposure you have to college band the more likely you are to continue doing college band. Originates from the Mighty Sound of Maryland

Jimmy's schedule was quite brutal this year, and he tried to quit band but was drawn back in because of the MSOM effect

by snippy_snippington December 6, 2020

Momface

A girl who's face has the distinct look of a mom. Momface can happen at any age and is not restricted to woman that have kids.

"I saw Sharron today and she is looking rough."

"Yeah, she's got Momface, hardcore."

by karamilk February 9, 2010

MOMFW

Stands for “Man of My Fkn Word” - Someone who stands by what he says.

“Are you still going to Dan’s graffiti party like you said you would?” Hell yeah! I aint about that life fam; I’m a MOMFW!

by binraheem February 2, 2021

momfro

1) The wonderful haircut that is a signature style for woman over 40. It is the short curly poof hair, 1 to 3 inches long, atop a mother's head. The reason for this haircut is because they are too lazy to deal with their haif anymore.

2)The afro for 40 year old mothers.

"That poor girl, by 45, her long curly hair will be gone and all that will be left is a short, poofy momfro."

"Eva's mom just came back from the hairdressers and her now short hair is definately a momfro."

"Why must all mothers cut there hair so short? The momfro is certainly not fashionable!"

by E Vizzle October 7, 2005