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i will get the cd. MOMPL
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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Momylation

1. The process of impregnating a female; thereby transforming her into a mom (mother). Often used casually in reference to copulation, the formal definition includes the entire process of intercourse, fertilization, gestation, and birth.

2. The protection of an alcohol with a methoxymethyl acetal group. The momylated alcohol is stable to most conditions, notable exceptions including acidic media and a few oxidizing/reducing agents.
Dude when it comes to momylation, Doug is the master. He momylated his wife, two primary alcohols, and a phenol all in one week.
by Big Diggity April 15, 2015
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momputer

A momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one's mother. In this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: Redundancy, ease of use, pretty GUI (remember, mom's looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.

As well, a momputer has nothing fancy; No overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. It must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertisement. First-time PC users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertisement blocker, and for the especially typo-prone, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. Keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don't break the bank, and give your mother a PC she can do basic tasks with.

Examples of momputers from OEMs would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop PCs and budget notebooks.
I bought my mother a momputer so I can keep in touch with her online. I would have her playing my games with me, since she's into that stuff, but her comprehension on how to maintain a gaming rig is is that of a pet rock.
by there.is.only.xul June 28, 2010
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mosplay

A mosplay girlfriend
by Rickonopolokiko January 25, 2023
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Momsplain

mom·splain
(of a mom) explain (something) to (typically) a solo dad, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
The woman at the grocery store momsplained screentime to me through the entire checkout line.
by Lutra Tata March 29, 2017
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Momal

Momals are literally the most fun people to be around with, they get along with evryone. They may seem shy at first but once u get to know them you’ll love them.
They can be very determined to get their point across
Oh look it’s Momal
Hey Momal
Hey guys
by Insfire February 9, 2020
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Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.
Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.
by D. Money February 24, 2008
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