Momplz 

A polite version of brb, also doesn't specify that the person is going afk.

Indicates that there will be a delay in reply but the person is probably still there and able to read messages.

Probably an abbreviation of "One moment please".

Equivalent to the person on the other end of a phonecall asking you to hold.

Pronounced 'Mompulls'

Momplz was used commonly on the internet but has become less common due to the popularity of other similar abbreviations.

A - Hey man can you tell me what the square root of 1369 is?

B - Momplz

.......

B - 37

A - Took your time!

Momplz by chiffmonkey December 10, 2010

Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.

Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.

Mompliment by D. Money February 24, 2008

momplosion

Often moms after having kids explode into fatties.

Have you seen sarah latley? She had a momplosion.

momplosion by tuul75 April 10, 2009

Mompliment

A compliment from your own or someone else's mother.

1: I got TWO mompliments today- my mom said she liked my shirt, and your mom said I smelled good!

2: Wow, you sent your mother on an all-expenses paid vacation to Hawaii? You must've been swimming in mompliments!

3. (from a mom) "Allow me to give you a mompliment on your fine manners!"

Also:
Momplimented (having received a mompliment)
Moplimentor (One who gives mompliments) aka a mom
Momplimentee (One who receives mompliments)

Mompliment by Micvinspi September 4, 2010

Mompliment

When your mom Hass to say something nice about you, because you are their child, even if you were the ugliest person on the planet… They would still say that you are beautiful.

Kid: I’m so ugly

Mom: Sweetie, you are the most beautiful girl in the entire world.

Kid: You just have to say that because you’re my mom, that’s the most common m mompliment out there.

...... OK if I’m the most Beautiful girl in the entire world, why the hell am I not a TOP MODEL?!?!

Mompliment by Love2235 December 28, 2019

mompliment

An offshoot of the popular phrasing/joke "Your Mom" in which the mother is actually complimented rather than insulted. Often includes intricate run-on phrasing/sentences.

Example 1:

Guy 1: I really disliked our tour guide in NYC

Guy 2: Your mom could be a tour guide because I'm sure she has a wealth of knowledge to share with the world to make it a better place.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mompliment!

Example Two:

Girl 1: Wow, I'm feeling burnt out.

Girl 2: Your mom feels burnt out from shining so brightly for all the world to see and enjoy. She is a hopeful ray of light that we could only aspire to be half as luminous as her.

Girl 1: What a wonderful your mompliment!

Example 3:

Girlfriend: That baby looks funny

Boyfriend: Your mom looks funny especially when she's doing an incredible job at comedy where I basically pee my pants and she's so nice that she offers to buy me new slacks because she is the most generous and giving woman I have the ABSOLUTE pleasure to know... except for you baby

Girlfriend: You almost got yourself in the dog house for that slightly awkward and creepy mompliment. But thanks for the mompliment!

mompliment by Carl and Lincoln June 15, 2010

momplicated 

There's this hot mom, but it's complicated.

Momplicated

There's this hot mom, but it's complicated.

Momplicated

momplicated by Imakebeerdissspear January 11, 2017