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stands for "milk out my nose";

used in response to a story or post which elicits a laugh;

variation on the overused LOL on twitter/facebook/email
Roger: Dood, I totally just kicked David Hasselhoff in the nuts! It made him sing in german!

Mel: MOMN!
MOMN by gilliaga October 15, 2011
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Short for "May or may not
Guy 1: Can the ship make it?

Guy 2: i dunno, it momn
Guy 1: what the hell???
MOMN by The one and only the December 26, 2025
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Momnificent

Moms are magnificent.
The term momnificent is used as an adjective when describing something magnificent✨ that involves the noun mother.
Here are some terms where momnificent can be used:

• Momnificent time - means when mom dedicates time to someone or herself.😇
• Momnificent clothes mean wearing something that is a perfect match for mom's role, something comfortable in performing the mother's daily tasks.🤩
• Momnificent food means when mom cooks for you. Mom's meals are the best!😋

Etymology:
LATIN: magnus (great) —> LATIN later OLD FRANCH : magnificent (making great) —> Late middle English: magnificent (extremely beautiful, impressive) —> the year 2020: momnificent (moms are magnificent)
Momnificent by Momnificent December 18, 2020

mom n save 

Using mom's house as a grocery store
I'm so broke I went shopping at mom n save.
mom n save by lilgirlkat August 8, 2007

momnesia 

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.
OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.
momnesia by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009

momnipotence 

an awareness of the fact that sometimes your mom knows more than she lets on.
"How did your mom know about the party you had while she was away? We cleaned up the house!" "I don't know - must be momnipotence"
momnipotence by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009
The most beautiful girl a man can wish for...she always loved one man her whole life she is really faithful to her love, really honest and whoever she loves is very lucky and won't b able to find a girl like her again...she is the kind of a girl every man wants!
Every man should pray to get a girl like "momna"
momna by Faithfulangel December 16, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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