momniac

Super mum who makes other mum's jealous as she juggles her balls seeming effortlessly. some mums hate her, some wanna be her and some feel both ways

You were spotted jogging like a momniac in the early hours of this morning.

by Kykiedosis September 19, 2017

momnicient

The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.

My mother always knows when I'm doing something I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

Momniscient

The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"

Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."

by I8ur3.14 March 28, 2020

momniscient

–adjective

1. having complete or unlimited knowledge, awareness, or understanding; perceiving all things.

fuck that dude. she'll know. she always does. she mothaphucking momniscient.

by jester_jax July 29, 2010