MMRTAR 

MMRTAR is an abbreviation for "My Marvel Rival Teammates Are Retarded" This term is commonly used when my Marvel Rival™ teammates are fucking useless.

"Ethan, how are you so shit playing as Ironman? MMRTAR dude!"

MMRTAR by NighaSlaya January 16, 2025

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

mortar 

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

mortar by bromp December 9, 2008

mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

Mexican Mortar Strike by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011

Mortarboard 

The square hat people use when graduating.

"Hey, I am wearing a mortarboard"
"no."

Mortarboard by NicoCharrua November 16, 2019

Brick-and-mortar 

adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"

The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.

Brick-and-mortar by Legacy October 17, 2003