MLITF 

MLITF stands for My Life In The Future.

Used in reference to future hopes/dreams/wishes.

"Did you hear about Kate's European vacation?"
"Oh my gosh, yes. So jealous! MLITF!"

"I saw the most gorgeous Caribbean beach house on Pintrest yesterday. Of course I pinned it to MLITF."

MLITF by Daeyzee September 9, 2013

MLIT 

My Life Is Twilight, or MLIT, is an internet forum where people submit stories that are coincidentally similar or that can be seen as awesome in the twilight fan-world. These people are stupid. It's for sad, lonely people who have no friends and have no real appreciation of what is cool. The vast majority of the stories are false as they are all the same situation submitted by hundreds of different people.

Stupid Girl : Hey, have you seen this awesome site, MLIT?

Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.

MLIT by Rhys_Squeeky January 17, 2010

MLIT 

aka. mylifeistwilight.com A website based off of MLIA and FML, but where the fans of Twilight convene to share their unrelaistic dreams about Edwierd, how they break up with their boyfriends or their boyfriends break up with them because of their love for Edwierd, and where Twilight haters go for a good laugh. Makes many people lose their faith in humanity.

"Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT "

"I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT "

"My boyfriend got so sick of me talking about how good the Twilight Saga was he decided to read it. He hated it, and then told me to choose him or my obsession. I said you know the answer, to which he replied "Thank God". He didn't get it until I told him to get out of my house. MLIT. "

MLIT by dsjxdjj January 9, 2010

mitfo

Move it the fuck out

Cliff: Hey, how did you do in fantasy football this week, even though I know you lost, haha.

Pete: mitfo turd

mitfo by BigPete55 November 1, 2014

MLIFB 

My Life is FaceBook

When one looks for facebook features in every day life and on other networking sites.

-"today, i went on myspace, saw a status i liked and was looking for the like button. for a while. MLIFB"

-"i actually do that same thing on twitter, except i don't look for a like button"

MLIFB by bleutigre1127 December 31, 2009

mitfayeg

when a person displays enthusiasm towards something that is of little significance or requires a lot of unnecessary effort

Yousef: Starting from today, i will be posting everyday how many days left we have till the end of this year!
Jessica: mitfayeg

mitfayeg by jesjous June 16, 2016

mlitj 

MLITJ is a website made by people who go to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. This high school is rated as the number 1 public high school in the U.S.A., and is often locally considered a school for "nerds," due to the required entrance examination and application. The website, which can be found at www.mlitj.com, includes posts from the lives of TJ students that describe how their lives have been affected by TJ.

Today I only had one hour of homework for summer chem. I felt empty because I had nothing to study.

I'm considered weird for not attending summer school. MLITJ

Our freshmen don't sniff crack cocaine. They sniff solder fumes. MLITJ

Three nights ago, I had a dream about taking a compsci final exam (I took compsci two school years ago). Last night I dreamt that I got it back, and I had gotten an 89. I woke up crying. MLITJ

mlitj by eaglesflyhigh July 30, 2010