MLIFB 

My Life is FaceBook

When one looks for facebook features in every day life and on other networking sites.

-"today, i went on myspace, saw a status i liked and was looking for the like button. for a while. MLIFB"

-"i actually do that same thing on twitter, except i don't look for a like button"

MLIFB by bleutigre1127 December 31, 2009

MLIFB 

An acronym for "my life is the fucking best."

"Today, I got the promotion I've been waiting for. MLIFB"

MLIFB by DSacc May 17, 2009

mlijb 

A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.

(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!

mlijb by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011

MLIB 

My Life is Bro

Used to describe events that are especially brotastic.

Today I chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. We're just two bromosexuals in a bromance. MLIB

The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB

Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.

MLIB by FIJI Beezy June 1, 2010

milfbread 

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

milfbread by pandabearguy October 19, 2009

MLIJB 

'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.

Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB

Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.

MLIJB by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

MLIBA 

acronym: My Life Is Below Average
This acronym, like FML and MLIA must ALWAYS go at the end of a sentence.

1. WTF I farted in class, MLIBA.
2. Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror. MLIBA.
3. All I did today was community service, homework, and work. MLIBA.

MLIBA by nnykaza September 13, 2009