MITF

abbreviation commonly mentioned to describe someone who outwardly appears normal but when engaged in any kind of conversation is quite clearly 'Mental In The Face'

dude to stranger: hey what time is is it bro?
stranger: no idea dude, but you can have you some mincy gravy from the durty tray if you like?
dude to stranger: you are completely MITF!!!

MITF by reggieman August 2, 2012

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mitfo

Move it the fuck out

Cliff: Hey, how did you do in fantasy football this week, even though I know you lost, haha.

Pete: mitfo turd

mitfo by BigPete55 November 1, 2014

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MITF • mitfayeg • mitfo • Mitford • Mitfu

mitfayeg

when a person displays enthusiasm towards something that is of little significance or requires a lot of unnecessary effort

Yousef: Starting from today, i will be posting everyday how many days left we have till the end of this year!
Jessica: mitfayeg

mitfayeg by jesjous June 16, 2016

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Mitfu

verb, to make up and fabricate data in order to resolve projects. Make it the fuck up!

We couldn't get all the surveys in on time, so we had to mitfu.

Mitfu by PerfectRose June 20, 2013

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Mitford

Fictional town by Appalachian author Jan Karon. Series of books called the Mitford Books, set in the mountains of North Carolina as seen by father Tim.

I loved At Home in Mitford.

Mitford by Mitford Loves you March 9, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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