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My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.
"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.
MLIF by truckermouth August 16, 2009
Related Words
MLIF • MLIFB • MLIFM • MLIFOL • MLIFU
I hate this. No one understands. MLIF
MLIF by Pikachu Bro August 24, 2009
My Life is FaceBook

When one looks for facebook features in every day life and on other networking sites.
-"today, i went on myspace, saw a status i liked and was looking for the like button. for a while. MLIFB"

-"i actually do that same thing on twitter, except i don't look for a like button"
MLIFB by bleutigre1127 December 31, 2009
I just lost my bestfriend. MLIFU
MLIFU by KYLE XYed July 1, 2011
I just found 5 bucks in my back pocket... MLIFM.

Wow, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me. MLIFM.
MLIFM by asdfjkl32 July 9, 2011
Did you just see MSPS?

Yeah, MLIFOL!
MLIFOL by DaArtCrew KAREN LOVER July 10, 2009
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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