mlitj 

MLITJ is a website made by people who go to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. This high school is rated as the number 1 public high school in the U.S.A., and is often locally considered a school for "nerds," due to the required entrance examination and application. The website, which can be found at www.mlitj.com, includes posts from the lives of TJ students that describe how their lives have been affected by TJ.

Today I only had one hour of homework for summer chem. I felt empty because I had nothing to study.

I'm considered weird for not attending summer school. MLITJ

Our freshmen don't sniff crack cocaine. They sniff solder fumes. MLITJ

Three nights ago, I had a dream about taking a compsci final exam (I took compsci two school years ago). Last night I dreamt that I got it back, and I had gotten an 89. I woke up crying. MLITJ

mlitj by eaglesflyhigh July 30, 2010

mitja 

Mitja can be Imagined, but if you get to know him better then he is quite different. Mitja has a great humor. If he makes a joke everyone must laugh. He is a good friend and can talk with him about everything. When he falls in love with a girl, he does not get away so fast from her. Mitja is mysterious. You dont know whats going on in his head. He is dressed like a hipster and like peoble which have a special style.

A: Mitja is so imagined. He really thinks he is something special.
B: thats not true. If you get to know him better, he is the nicest and funniest boy in the world.

A: if you think.

B: give him a chance.

mitja by Hundeliebe December 28, 2016

MLIAJ 

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

mlijb 

A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.

(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!

mlijb by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011

MLIT 

My Life Is Twilight, or MLIT, is an internet forum where people submit stories that are coincidentally similar or that can be seen as awesome in the twilight fan-world. These people are stupid. It's for sad, lonely people who have no friends and have no real appreciation of what is cool. The vast majority of the stories are false as they are all the same situation submitted by hundreds of different people.

Stupid Girl : Hey, have you seen this awesome site, MLIT?

Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.

MLIT by Rhys_Squeeky January 17, 2010

MLIT 

aka. mylifeistwilight.com A website based off of MLIA and FML, but where the fans of Twilight convene to share their unrelaistic dreams about Edwierd, how they break up with their boyfriends or their boyfriends break up with them because of their love for Edwierd, and where Twilight haters go for a good laugh. Makes many people lose their faith in humanity.

"Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT "

"I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT "

"My boyfriend got so sick of me talking about how good the Twilight Saga was he decided to read it. He hated it, and then told me to choose him or my obsession. I said you know the answer, to which he replied "Thank God". He didn't get it until I told him to get out of my house. MLIT. "

MLIT by dsjxdjj January 9, 2010

MLIJB 

'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.

Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB

Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.

MLIJB by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010