Mom Id Not Like To Fuck. This is the total opposite of the popular MILF aka Mom Id Like To Fuck. These types try way to hard to look young and hot after their prime is over. The typical MILF can pull if off without any effort but the MINLF always fails in this department.

You see someone coming down the street you make a hmm sound which then quickly turns into an aww sound,yes you have been MINLF'd. You must give them the 10 foot rule to be on the safe side. They look good from afar but the closer you get the further you want to be.

MINLF by The Kozzz May 24, 2009

Related Words

MIWNLF • MINLF • MINLFBIKH • miwlf • miwnltf

miwlf

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

miwlf by Sanias March 19, 2004

MINLF

(n.) acronym; "Mom I'd Not Like to Fuck". Originated from the acronym MILF "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

person 1: dude look at that fat mom in gamestop.
person 2: eww she prolly has a saggy vagina and peperoni nipples... no way i would give her an LJ!
person 1: I know, she's a total MINLF!

MINLF by Bluetiger July 10, 2010

miwnltf

Mother In would not like to fuck

The amount of MIWNLTF's in this pool is too damn high

miwnltf by Riegah August 28, 2017

MINLFBIKH

Mother I'd Not Like to Fuck But Is Kinda Hot

That old chick on The Girls Next Door is such a Minlfbikh

MINLFBIKH by Brendan Campbell April 14, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026