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MIHFB

Man i hate fat b*tches
Can only be used over text MIHFB
by Rahhh2 September 19, 2023
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milfbread

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh
Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread
by pandabearguy October 19, 2009
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Milfbian

a hot mother that was straight but became a lesbian

mother lesbian
a mother id like to fuck but she became a hot lesbian in the meanwhile...so she became a MILFBIAN

Dude that milf is a lesbian...nah dude shes a milfbian.
milf
by bigWristshake September 4, 2010
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milfbuster

1) An individual who prides themselves on their natural ability to determine the difference between MILFs, Cougars, and Soccermoms.

2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs

3) TV show on Skinimax
Example (1)
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.

Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.
by mars benson March 30, 2010
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MIHF

This is an abbreviation for "Mom i have fucked". Used to describe a lady, who has given birth to children, that one has had sexual intercourse with, bum or vag stabbing
jtk:”hay denver my mom made some hotdogs
Denver:”yea that MIHF had my hotdog
jtk:”hence your my daddy
by ToOkieMoNsta December 16, 2008
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Milfbait

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see MILF, Cougar). Syn. Cougarbait
Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore Milfbait.
by JRSLim June 19, 2009
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Milfboy

a Milfboy is specifically a gendered male within a legal age (in between 20's or 25.), taking the form of a feminine side. was once a Femboy (a boy with feminine features.) except evolved and more attractive features, well endowed with bigger hips, smaller waist. more wise and three times as attractive.

Milfboy's tend to attract a large group of other males, effectively either turning them from straight to gay, or making them even more addicted to said milfboy.
Male 1: "god damn dude, have you seen that milfboy? dude had the phattest ass ever. and he sucked my dick like a vacuum! I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get him pregnant!

Male 2: "you fuckin idiot, you cant get him pregnant! hes a dude!

Male 3: "UNGA BUNGA MY NUTS HURTT FROM MILBOY"
by Dunkinkk_d October 17, 2020
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