MIHFB 

Man i hate fat b*tches

Can only be used over text MIHFB

MIHFB by Rahhh2 September 19, 2023

milfbread 

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

milfbread by pandabearguy October 19, 2009

Milfbian

a hot mother that was straight but became a lesbian

mother lesbian

a mother id like to fuck but she became a hot lesbian in the meanwhile...so she became a MILFBIAN

Dude that milf is a lesbian...nah dude shes a milfbian.
milf

Milfbian by bigWristshake September 4, 2010

milfbuster 

1) An individual who prides themselves on their natural ability to determine the difference between MILFs, Cougars, and Soccermoms.

2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs

3) TV show on Skinimax

Example (1)
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.

Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.

milfbuster by mars benson March 30, 2010

MIHF 

This is an abbreviation for "Mom i have fucked". Used to describe a lady, who has given birth to children, that one has had sexual intercourse with, bum or vag stabbing

jtk:”hay denver my mom made some hotdogs”
Denver:”yea that MIHF had my hotdog”
jtk:”hence your my daddy”

MIHF by ToOkieMoNsta December 16, 2008

Milfbait 

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see MILF, Cougar). Syn. Cougarbait

Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore Milfbait.

Milfbait by JRSLim June 19, 2009

Milfboy 

a Milfboy is specifically a gendered male within a legal age (in between 20's or 25.), taking the form of a feminine side. was once a Femboy (a boy with feminine features.) except evolved and more attractive features, well endowed with bigger hips, smaller waist. more wise and three times as attractive.

Milfboy's tend to attract a large group of other males, effectively either turning them from straight to gay, or making them even more addicted to said milfboy.

Male 1: "god damn dude, have you seen that milfboy? dude had the phattest ass ever. and he sucked my dick like a vacuum! I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get him pregnant!

Male 2: "you fuckin idiot, you cant get him pregnant! hes a dude!

Male 3: "UNGA BUNGA MY NUTS HURTT FROM MILBOY"

Milfboy by Dunkinkk_d October 17, 2020