milfbread 

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

milfbread by pandabearguy October 19, 2009

milfred 

a lovely woman

"oh theres milfred!"
"shes such a nice person."

milfred by dazai church January 11, 2021

Milfred 

Milfred is a unique and rare name which is used to describe a guy who is popular with the ladies but doesn't give any attention to them. He is confident and knows his value and doesn't want to waste time on any girl. He wants a girl who deserves his attention. Milfred is popular and is the guy who is on the football team. He also somehow gets the best grades in school. He is rich and has it all. But no one understands how he can be so perfect.

guy 1: hey bro , whose that good looking guy? Is that Milfred bro?

guy 2: yeah man, I wish I looked like that.

Milfred by Stacey Fredisha February 1, 2015

Mildread 

a sex position in which the male eats the female out while the female is eating a chocolate covered banana with sprinkles on it. This is usually done by people who live in Usbekistan, Malaysia, Tomor-lest, Yemen, Czech- republic, Scandanavia and Germany.

Heyy Marys boy gave a mildread last night.

Mildread by lampost300000 April 19, 2009

Milkbread 

An alternative word for Masturbate. Created by virgins who where scared to say the word.

"Dude I would to talk about the word of Christ, but I just finished a milkbread session, so I gotta go update the group log."

Milkbread by YaMomsTitz January 20, 2022

MilkBread🤪✨#8035 

Beautiful kind amazing wonderful person

Do you know MilkBread🤪✨#8035?

You mean the most beautiful amazing cute kind person? Yeah!

MilkBread🤪✨#8035 by Glitch718 May 11, 2021

Milfred 

Another way of saying someone is a mentally behind idiot.

You fricking Milfred.

Milfred by Fshdfshdfshdfsh June 26, 2020