MIHF

This is an abbreviation for "Mom i have fucked". Used to describe a lady, who has given birth to children, that one has had sexual intercourse with, bum or vag stabbing

jtk:”hay denver my mom made some hotdogs”
Denver:”yea that MIHF had my hotdog”
jtk:”hence your my daddy”

MIHF by ToOkieMoNsta December 16, 2008

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MIHF

1. Mom I Have Fucked. The "H" is silent. Pronounced "miff"

1. Look at that MILF! I'd like to make her my MIHF.

2. I'm done with this MIHF, I need a new MILF.

MIHF by milehighpat December 27, 2010

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mihf • MIHFB

mihf

Means Mom I Have Fucked. Refers to Mom's you have fucked the shit out of. Used commonly by Dad's and man whore's who fuck anything with two legs.

God, my wife is such a MIHF!!

mihf by Eric Gardonavich November 26, 2007

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mihf

Mother I'd Hate to Fuck. The opposite of a milf.

I would never do mrs. sharp. She is such a mihf.

mihf by darthlink90 May 9, 2008

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MIHF

MOM I HAVE FUCKED

BILLYS MOM WAS A MILF UNTIL LAST NIGHT WHEN I MADE HER A MIHF

MIHF by BILLYSMOMFER October 30, 2008

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MIHFB

Man i hate fat b*tches

Can only be used over text MIHFB

MIHFB by Rahhh2 September 19, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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