mihf

Means Mom I Have Fucked. Refers to Mom's you have fucked the shit out of. Used commonly by Dad's and man whore's who fuck anything with two legs.

God, my wife is such a MIHF!!

by Eric Gardonavich November 26, 2007

mihf

Mother I'd Hate to Fuck. The opposite of a milf.

I would never do mrs. sharp. She is such a mihf.

by darthlink90 May 09, 2008

MIHF

This is an abbreviation for "Mom i have fucked". Used to describe a lady, who has given birth to children, that one has had sexual intercourse with, bum or vag stabbing

jtk:”hay denver my mom made some hotdogs”
Denver:”yea that MIHF had my hotdog”
jtk:”hence your my daddy”

by ToOkieMoNsta December 16, 2008

MIHF

1. Mom I Have Fucked. The "H" is silent. Pronounced "miff"

1. Look at that MILF! I'd like to make her my MIHF.

2. I'm done with this MIHF, I need a new MILF.

by milehighpat December 27, 2010

MIHF

MOM I HAVE FUCKED

BILLYS MOM WAS A MILF UNTIL LAST NIGHT WHEN I MADE HER A MIHF

by BILLYSMOMFER October 30, 2008