the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a skinny penis / thin dick. It means they don't have much girth and the width of their penis will not stretch, fill or stuff a loose vagina well. It is the ideal girth to lose your virginity with as it will cause less stretching and hence less pain.
manic_mich Michelle Williams & Niyla Styers have such a smallmouth and thin lips which is perfect for giving a mawga buddy a blowjob. a fat cocky would tire out their jaws so quickly
a loving big dick boy who is the best at any sport he plays, he is honest kind an an amazing friend he normally is very dirty and has seen every 16-18 film. this boy is has a huge dong and is amazing in bed!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.