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Middle aged angry white guy
Today at the auto parts store a MAAWG called ne honey and asked where my man was fixing my car.
MAAWG by Phoenixjewel June 2, 2019
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M dawg • mawg • mydawg • Mawga • mawgan • MAAWG • Madawgs • Mawga Buddy • mcdawgy • mdawikh

Mawga Buddy 

the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a skinny penis / thin dick. It means they don't have much girth and the width of their penis will not stretch, fill or stuff a loose vagina well. It is the ideal girth to lose your virginity with as it will cause less stretching and hence less pain.
manic_mich Michelle Williams & Niyla Styers have such a small mouth and thin lips which is perfect for giving a mawga buddy a blowjob. a fat cocky would tire out their jaws so quickly
A being that is half man and half dog
I’m a mawg. Half man half dog, I’m my own best friend
Mawg by ARGTP March 10, 2023
A term spoken in Jamaican Patwa meaning skinny or thin in an unhealthy manner.
Feel sorry fi mawga dog an him tun rung bite you.

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If you feel sorry for a skinny or starving dog, he will still turn around and bite you.

Meaning
Not everyone you help will appreciate it.
Mawga by Rasta Timmer February 24, 2012
Middle Aged White Guy
Bryan is only 44 but already he is a MAWG.
mawg by wildlifeuplift November 9, 2008
a loving big dick boy who is the best at any sport he plays, he is honest kind an an amazing friend he normally is very dirty and has seen every 16-18 film. this boy is has a huge dong and is amazing in bed!
what is Mawgan doing?
probably banging sharon
Mawgan by higom November 21, 2019
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