Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

Massengill

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.

"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"

by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

massengill

1. (adj) Modern day equivalent of the 80s adjective fresh. Used to describe something that is regarded highly, of the best quality, or simply considered good/cool.
Usage is derived from the name of the well known feminine santitary rinse "Massengill Disposable Douche", which was promoted heavily in various TV commercials for its ability to keep its users feeling fresh and clean.

"Keepin' it Massengill."
"Damn, those lyrics be Massengill!"
"I gots to keep my white on whites Massengill!"

by Trophis Racemosa April 7, 2005

Massengill

Refers to all men who act like "douche bags" or dress like them. They normally travel in packs and can be easily spotted by their shiny and/or striped shirts. Must possess an arrogant attitude with nothing to back it up.

Those guys are so pathetic, they are the epitome of Massengill.

by Beree October 21, 2007

massengill

1. massengill (n.)- a fag with cauliflower dick

hey you massengill how bout you go and castrate yourself!

by zack willy May 15, 2007

Massengill nightmare

1) A grouping of douchebags, whether it be inside a bar or someone's friends.

2) A venue known for its douchebag patronage.

1) She invited me to go out with her douchebag friends, but I decided it sounded like a Massengill nightmare and declined the offer.

2) The Ed Hardy convention was a Massengill nightmare.

by Hoochadog May 21, 2011

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013