Massengale
(A doushe) someone who is being a jerk or not a very trustworthy person
He's. Being a doushe stay a way from him.
He's. Being a doushe stay a way from him.
Massengale by Beccibuggs420 February 2, 2023
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Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013
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Massengill by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005
Massengill
A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.
Massengill by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010
massenganner
Noun. (most often used by salesmen)
1) An imaginary name, used generally in place of the name of a person or company when you can't remember the real name or are lying about it.
2) A word (of varying parts of speach) that is interjected in planned or random spots within a sentence to confuse or elude.
1) An imaginary name, used generally in place of the name of a person or company when you can't remember the real name or are lying about it.
2) A word (of varying parts of speach) that is interjected in planned or random spots within a sentence to confuse or elude.
1) "This is Elias Jones calling from Massenganner & Associates..."
2) "You see, because of the massenganner involved, I simply could not make the time."
2) "Well, we've got to massenganner, so I'l have to take a raincheck."
2) "You see, because of the massenganner involved, I simply could not make the time."
2) "Well, we've got to massenganner, so I'l have to take a raincheck."
massenganner by Vitae Infinitus April 7, 2005
Massengil
1. (n) A brand of feminine hygiene products, such as disposable douches.
2. (n) 6 oz. of mild vinegar and water, 4 units.
3. (n) A name given to someone who has a skewed view of what is generally considered to be cool. See: A lame. This word is a variant on the derogatory version of the term douche bag. This word is difficult to work into conversation, but when the perfect opportunity arrives, you'll know.
2. (n) 6 oz. of mild vinegar and water, 4 units.
3. (n) A name given to someone who has a skewed view of what is generally considered to be cool. See: A lame. This word is a variant on the derogatory version of the term douche bag. This word is difficult to work into conversation, but when the perfect opportunity arrives, you'll know.
(In response to a douchified act someone has just committed.)
Nice move, Massengil.
or
Real slick, Massengil.
Nice move, Massengil.
or
Real slick, Massengil.
Massengil by Biomech666 July 10, 2004
massengill
1. (adj) Modern day equivalent of the 80s adjective fresh. Used to describe something that is regarded highly, of the best quality, or simply considered good/cool.
Usage is derived from the name of the well known feminine santitary rinse "Massengill Disposable Douche", which was promoted heavily in various TV commercials for its ability to keep its users feeling fresh and clean.
Usage is derived from the name of the well known feminine santitary rinse "Massengill Disposable Douche", which was promoted heavily in various TV commercials for its ability to keep its users feeling fresh and clean.
"Keepin' it Massengill."
"Damn, those lyrics be Massengill!"
"I gots to keep my white on whites Massengill!"
"Damn, those lyrics be Massengill!"
"I gots to keep my white on whites Massengill!"
massengill by Trophis Racemosa April 7, 2005
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