A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
A small town just south of Chillicothe, Ohio which was named after the former owner of the sawmill, William Massey. It boasts one of the best bars in the area, the Hiawatha. It is also infamous for the floods which occurred often up until the early 1990's, and also for it's residents' abilities to hold their liquor. Although the area is wrought with methamphetamine, there are many good people who reside here, such as those with the last names of: Bennett, Chamberlin and Knox.
1:
Me: I just scored 3 touchdowns in Madden running hot route continuously
Person: "F* This I quit!"
Me: "Dude chill out its just a video game stop being a Massimilla"
2.
Person: While looking at his hole cards in Holdem. "F* this i'm not seeing cards at all! I have the worst luck ever."
Me: "Dude we've only been playing poker for a half hour stop acting like a Massimilla"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!