Massingill

Captain senior Awesomsauce.

I want to Massingill all over peter's face.

by CPT Awesomesauce Sr June 27, 2008

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Massieville

A small town just south of Chillicothe, Ohio which was named after the former owner of the sawmill, William Massey. It boasts one of the best bars in the area, the Hiawatha. It is also infamous for the floods which occurred often up until the early 1990's, and also for it's residents' abilities to hold their liquor. Although the area is wrought with methamphetamine, there are many good people who reside here, such as those with the last names of: Bennett, Chamberlin and Knox.

Q: Are you going to Chillicothe tonight?
A: Hell no! I am going to party hard in Massieville.

by mdc1307 December 9, 2010

Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

massimilla

A person who over reacts to the little things in life.

1:
Me: I just scored 3 touchdowns in Madden running hot route continuously
Person: "F* This I quit!"
Me: "Dude chill out its just a video game stop being a Massimilla"

2.

Person: While looking at his hole cards in Holdem. "F* this i'm not seeing cards at all! I have the worst luck ever."
Me: "Dude we've only been playing poker for a half hour stop acting like a Massimilla"

by sillypersonwhosebored December 9, 2013

Massengill

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.

"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"

by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

Massieville Haymaker

A style of fighting characterized by wild flailing of the arms by drunken inbred rednecks from Massieville Ohio.

Jimbob used that Massieville haymaker to beat his cousins boyfriend up so he could have his girl back.

by estabanroso February 7, 2015