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flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

Massieville 

A small town just south of Chillicothe, Ohio which was named after the former owner of the sawmill, William Massey. It boasts one of the best bars in the area, the Hiawatha. It is also infamous for the floods which occurred often up until the early 1990's, and also for it's residents' abilities to hold their liquor. Although the area is wrought with methamphetamine, there are many good people who reside here, such as those with the last names of: Bennett, Chamberlin and Knox.
Q: Are you going to Chillicothe tonight?
A: Hell no! I am going to party hard in Massieville.
Massieville by mdc1307 December 9, 2010

Massengill 

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.
John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.
Massengill by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

massimilla 

A person who over reacts to the little things in life.
1:
Me: I just scored 3 touchdowns in Madden running hot route continuously
Person: "F* This I quit!"
Me: "Dude chill out its just a video game stop being a Massimilla"

2.

Person: While looking at his hole cards in Holdem. "F* this i'm not seeing cards at all! I have the worst luck ever."
Me: "Dude we've only been playing poker for a half hour stop acting like a Massimilla"
massimilla by sillypersonwhosebored December 9, 2013

Massengill 

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.
"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"
Massengill by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

Massieville Haymaker 

A style of fighting characterized by wild flailing of the arms by drunken inbred rednecks from Massieville Ohio.
Jimbob used that Massieville haymaker to beat his cousins boyfriend up so he could have his girl back.
Massieville Haymaker by estabanroso February 7, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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