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M.W.A.S.P.

"Man With a Small Penis"
A man who buys an expensive sports car to compensate for the lack of bulge in his pants.
I recently heard a man say that he wanted to buy a Ferarri. His excuse was that he was going through a mid-life crisis; in reality, he's an M.W.A.S.P.
M.W.A.S.P. by reiders March 14, 2006

M.W.A.D. 

Males. Who. Are. Dumb.
Ew, Mark is such a M.W.A.D. all he does is his wine, bitch, and talk about his feelings. thot
M.W.A.D. by mwad, mwad(s) October 2, 2014

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d 

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭
This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

T.M.W.A.I.T.W.W.W. 

acronym for: the most wonderful aunt in the whole wide world
To: T.M.W.A.I.T.W.W.W.

Happy Birthday Aunt EddY!!!

Love,
Key
T.M.W.A.I.T.W.W.W. by Key024742 April 27, 2014

W.A.M.W.M.R 

HIM: What're you doing today?
HER: W.A.M.W.M.R
W.A.M.W.M.R by LoveSchool November 13, 2024

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m 

pin me to the wall and make out with me
pls p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m <3