M.O.T

Masturbating on the toilet

Did you hear Dave was in the middle of an M.O.T last night when Shelly walked in on him.

by TOPGUN#1 January 17, 2014

M.O.T.

1. A "member of the tribe"; i.e. a Jew.

Light-hearted, slightly toungue-in-cheek reference to Jews, usually by Jews.

Q - Is he M.O.T.?
A- Is the Pope Catholic?

by H. Al Hazman September 04, 2008

M.O.T.

With your partner on the bed on all 4s, slide yourself under them and give their genitals a thorough inspection.

Did you have her up on the ramps last night?
Yeah, I gave her a proper M.O.T.

by Jedidaz September 06, 2021