M job 

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

M job by r@nd0m September 14, 2012

R.E.M. job 

The act of giving/recieving a rimjob while listening to an R.E.M track played very loudly.

Al- (muffle muffle)
Kari- What? Can't hear you, you gotta yell!
(blasting)Its the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it.....................
Kari- Ohhhh great R.E.M. job

R.E.M. job by Dusty Cox November 27, 2009

No. I'm not looking for a new job. 

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

No. I'm not looking for a new job. by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby 

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

mjob 

sex position where the sexual partners make an m. the boy does a back bend and she stands over him with her hands on the ground in front of her. together, they form as one and make an m. to increase the kinkyness, switch places.

Kye: Hey babe, lets make things interesting and try the mjob.

Cynthia: What is a mjob?

Kye: It is when we form as one during sex and make an m.

Cynthia: Oh yeah, Kim and Meaghan were telling me about that the other day. Let's do it.

mjob by kfugs September 10, 2012

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006