Lymphomie

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A person diagnosed with an umbrella-type of cancer known as lymphoma. Plural lymphomies.

Hugs to fellow lymphomies and our caretakers who are all just trying to get by.

Lymphomie by u/BudgetBag6913 September 2, 2022

Words you can keep

Lymphoma

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.

How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.

Lymphoma by jfields99 June 29, 2018

The Lymphonite

The Holy book of al shmungle. Contains such writings as the writings of heerabasham, and the great heerababoom.
It is essentially the al shmunglean equivalent to the bible, or quran

I know all 1,053 pages of The Lymphonite off by heart.

The Lymphonite by Fwood07 September 8, 2021

Lymphobia

After googling, legit fear of lymph cancer because one of your lymph nodes hurts due to something not serious like the common cold or an upper respiratory infection.

Jane is suffering from lymphobia because one of her lymph nodes is swollen due to an upper respiratory infection.

Lymphobia by JBFlower January 13, 2019

Hopkins Lymphoma

Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.

When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.

Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.

The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.

Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Hopkins Lymphoma by Bergen County Bombers August 5, 2011

Lymphomaniac

a person who diligently looks for and is concerned with Lymphoma

He was always touching his dog looking for swollen lymph nodes because he is a Lymphomaniac

Lymphomaniac by The Last Woof April 8, 2026

spinal lymphoma

a major cat disease, especially for girl owners

stop making fun of my cat, he has spinal lymphoma

spinal lymphoma by giruwruwtthqelruhueiluwtyiutyi January 14, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026