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Lymphoma 

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.
How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.
Lymphoma by jfields99 June 29, 2018

The Lymphonite

The Holy book of al shmungle. Contains such writings as the writings of heerabasham, and the great heerababoom.
It is essentially the al shmunglean equivalent to the bible, or quran
I know all 1,053 pages of The Lymphonite off by heart.
The Lymphonite by Fwood07 September 8, 2021

Lymphobia 

After googling, legit fear of lymph cancer because one of your lymph nodes hurts due to something not serious like the common cold or an upper respiratory infection.
Jane is suffering from lymphobia because one of her lymph nodes is swollen due to an upper respiratory infection.
Lymphobia by JBFlower January 13, 2019

Hopkins Lymphoma 

Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.

When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.
Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.

The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.

Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Lymphomaniac

a person who diligently looks for and is concerned with Lymphoma
He was always touching his dog looking for swollen lymph nodes because he is a Lymphomaniac
Lymphomaniac by The Last Woof April 8, 2026

spinal lymphoma 

a major cat disease, especially for girl owners
stop making fun of my cat, he has spinal lymphoma