The Holy book of al shmungle. Contains such writings as the writings of heerabasham, and the great heerababoom.
It is essentially the al shmunglean equivalent to the bible, or quran

I know all 1,053 pages of The Lymphonite off by heart.

The Lymphonite by Fwood07 September 8, 2021

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Lymphobia

After googling, legit fear of lymph cancer because one of your lymph nodes hurts due to something not serious like the common cold or an upper respiratory infection.

Jane is suffering from lymphobia because one of her lymph nodes is swollen due to an upper respiratory infection.

Lymphobia by JBFlower January 13, 2019

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Hopkins Lymphoma

Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.

When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.

Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.

The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.

Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Hopkins Lymphoma by Bergen County Bombers August 5, 2011

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Lymphomaniac

a person who diligently looks for and is concerned with Lymphoma

He was always touching his dog looking for swollen lymph nodes because he is a Lymphomaniac

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spinal lymphoma

a major cat disease, especially for girl owners

stop making fun of my cat, he has spinal lymphoma

spinal lymphoma by giruwruwtthqelruhueiluwtyiutyi January 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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