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fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.
Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
fecal lucidity by Wisk January 31, 2008

Lucidification 

Lucidification refers to a nightmarish state in which an individual's mind becomes progressively corrupted and distorted. It involves a gradual process of mental deterioration characterized by intense brainwashing, leading to the gradual destruction of the character's cognitive faculties and the eventual loss of intelligence and IQ. Those affected by it remains uncured and have no chance of being saved. The original host of this Lucidification is Lucid.
P1: My gf loves me
P2: You have been hit by the Lucidification
Lucidification by LDubois July 5, 2023

lucidicious 

1. having some and/or all of the characteristics of clear perception, understanding, rationality, or sanity

2. "keeping it real"
Bernie believed a lucidicious approach was appropriate in his dealings with women.
lucidicious by Joshua Wolf July 25, 2007

lucidious 

While at the club, I noticed my mate becoming lucidious with the bartender.
lucidious by GAM3L3R 76 March 18, 2017

terminal lucidity 

so terminal lucidity is where a person that has memory loss is about to die, they regain consciousness and their memories for a short while before they die
teacher: does anyone know what terminal lucidity is?
students: person gains back memory before they die
terminal lucidity by capythany April 2, 2023

Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"
When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.
Fecal Lucidity by MrMethod September 13, 2008