Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
Lucidification refers to a nightmarish state in which an individual's mind becomes progressively corrupted and distorted. It involves a gradual process of mental deterioration characterized by intense brainwashing, leading to the gradual destruction of the character's cognitive faculties and the eventual loss of intelligence and IQ. Those affected by it remains uncured and have no chance of being saved. The original host of this Lucidification is Lucid.
P1: My gf loves me
P2: You have been hit by the Lucidification
so terminal lucidity is where a person that has memory loss is about to die, they regain consciousness and their memories for a short while before they die
teacher: does anyone know what terminal lucidity is?
students: person gains back memory before they die
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.