An international holiday in which Lör assembles in the hall of Lör for the fate of humanity in order to slay their weekly quota of dragons. Lörs day is also known by common folk as Thursday (usually). It is followed by Post-Lörsday, the day of rest. The day preceding it is known as Pre-Lörsday, the day of anticipation. Attending the ceremonies of Lörsday is sure to give any straight man, woman, or lesbian an instant Lörgasm. It is unknown why gay males are unaffected by their sheer epicness.
Have you heard that new band Lör? Apparently every Lörsday they sacrifice a singleinfant just to be epic.
A confusing attempt to create a rhyme out of the word "Thursday", used to describe an event in which one gets high on a Thursday night, rather than on the weekend.
"Billy, it's only Thursday, how could you be getting high right now?"
"thursday lurday lol"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.