Thursdays 

A slang term used to describe men and women of Asian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "dog eater," "cat eater," "cock fight," "chopsticks," "bad driving," and the expression: "Oh...Rearry?" The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Thursday' became the slur was due partially to the Nagasaki atomic detonation of the "Fat Man" nuclear device on Thursday, August 9th, 1945, and the little know fact that the first official drivers license was issued to an Asian on a Thursday back in 1917 signaling the END of safe roads and highways in America. Thank God there were no cell phones back then. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.

Person 1: I hate dog eating Thursdays.

Person 2: Ret's go to Horrywood and get our drivers ricenses.

Person 1: Shut up Thursday, I hate you!

Person 2: Oh rearry?

Thursdays by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

Thursdays are for the boys

In Afghanistan, Thursday is the end of the work week (Friday being a holy day), and Thursday night is when affluent Afghans traditionally engage in social events (similar to Friday or Saturday night in the United States). Part of the bacchanalia certain Afghans participate in is “bacha bazi,” the tradition of dressing young boys in girls’ clothes and have them dance for a group of men. Often times, these men use the boys for sexual favors. Thus the sayings "Man love Thursday" or "Thursdays are for the boys."

Abdul: Hey Hassam, do you want to take our wives on a double date this Thursday?

Hassam: Are you kidding, Thursdays are for the boys!

Thursdays are for the boys by GixxerSteve May 17, 2021

Thursdays Appointment 

The appointment that you arranged for Thursday. What your plan is for one of the following Thursdays.

"Sorry, I can't hang out Thursday, remember I have Thursdays Appointment?"

Thursdays Appointment by Mike Chanler February 17, 2004

Thirsty Thursdays 

Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.

The best parties on campus are on Thirsty Thursdays.

Thirsty Thursdays by AErrorist September 4, 2006

Two Thursdays 

A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."

I'm havving my TWO THURSDAYS waiting to go to six flags and ride the fun roller coasters

Two Thursdays by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012

Thirsty Thursdays 

When you have to party on Thursday because the week is stressing you out enough already, or just because

Why didn't you go to class friday?

Thirsty Thursday

Thirsty Thursdays by NoahG December 19, 2003

Nigga Night Thursdays 

Thursday nights in downtown Gainesville, FL where all the clubs are infested with black people. The only white people you'll see are the high volume of police officers around town.

Nathan I told you I don't wanna go out on Nigga Night Thursdays.

Nigga Night Thursdays by BWabes March 29, 2015