Lörsday

An international holiday in which Lör assembles in the hall of Lör for the fate of humanity in order to slay their weekly quota of dragons. Lörs day is also known by common folk as Thursday (usually). It is followed by Post-Lörsday, the day of rest. The day preceding it is known as Pre-Lörsday, the day of anticipation. Attending the ceremonies of Lörsday is sure to give any straight man, woman, or lesbian an instant Lörgasm. It is unknown why gay males are unaffected by their sheer epicness.

Have you heard that new band Lör? Apparently every Lörsday they sacrifice a single infant just to be epic.

by Funkasaurus January 16, 2010

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Logsday

Logsday is the 4th day of the week, out of the total 8 (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Logsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday).

Anon: What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Logsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the fuck? I feel like I'm going crazy.

by geciskifli December 8, 2020

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logsday

Logsday is a hypothetical day in an 8-day-week, between Wednesday and Thursday. It is named after Norse god Loki.

The first known reference to Logsday on the Internet comes from an anonymous 4chan user on the site's paranormal forum, dating back to February 6th, 2019.

"What happened to Logsday?
There are 8 days in a week
>Monday
>Tuesday
>Wednesday
>Logsday
>Thursday
>Friday
>Saturday
>Sunday
I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the fuck? I feel like I’m going crazy."

Due to 4chan's anonymous nature, the identity and legitamacy of the post's author is unknown.

Yesterday was Wednesday, so today is Logsday

by Cezico February 3, 2021

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