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Big, steroid riddled hard men.
e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club
Lumps by EllisC February 10, 2009
To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face
Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.

lumps of happiness and joy 

Madi loves her lumps of happiness and joy.

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

lumps up 

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.
Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !
lumps up by TheEroticPony April 7, 2015

Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps