lumpsum

One of Bon Iver's greatest songs on For Emma, Forever Ago

"Have you heard that song called lumpsum?"
"Oh by Bon Iver? Yeah he's great."

by 10923 October 20, 2011

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

lumpjumping

When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.

I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!

by Mel Smith May 16, 2007

lump sum cum

A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.

Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.

by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

lump sum donation

Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.

I gave her a lump sum donation.

I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.

by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

LumpDump

A cash aggregate service that dumps multiple sub-account balances into one lump in a master account. Originated in New England.

Your accounts have been lump dumped for the day. Thanks for using LumpDump.

by cash_man February 4, 2010

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016