Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

Lump Sum by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Related Words

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lumpjumping

When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.

I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!

lumpjumping by Mel Smith May 16, 2007

lump sum cum

A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.

Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.

lump sum cum by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

lump sum donation

Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.

I gave her a lump sum donation.

I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.

lump sum donation by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

LumpDump

A cash aggregate service that dumps multiple sub-account balances into one lump in a master account. Originated in New England.

Your accounts have been lump dumped for the day. Thanks for using LumpDump.

LumpDump by cash_man February 4, 2010

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Lump Sum by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026