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Lump Sum
Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
Lump Sum by Pussy mags July 20, 2016
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lumpjumping
When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.
I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!
lumpjumping by Mel Smith May 16, 2007
lump sum cum
Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.
lump sum cum by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011
lump sum donation
lump sum donation by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011
Lump Sum
Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
Lump Sum by Pussy mags July 20, 2016
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