Lumpsir 

1. To formally request a lump of something in your drink.

2. To inform the said gentleman that he has a noticeable cancerous tumor.

3. Protrusion of various bodily parts after being struck with a blunt object.

1. Q. Would you like any sugar in your tea?
A. A lumpsir.

2. Mr. Darcy, I must say that that is quite a lumpsir on your forehead.

3. "Would you like a lumpsir?"
*WHACK!*
"..."

Lumpsir by Melman42 August 23, 2011

luapsirhc 

To force the negation of a legal contract by uttering a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted complaint in a childish fashion. Most commonly used by professional athletes to ruin the competetive balance of their respective sport.

Friend 1:Did you hear that Deron Williams is going to honor his commitment to the Jazz and play out the rest of his contract like an All-Star?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's not a total douche, and by far the best point guard in the NBA - he would never pull a "luapsirhc".
Friend 1: So true.

luapsirhc by Colitis Cowboy July 28, 2010