Lummoux 

A cross between a Mammoth and a Whale.
A large piece of specimen.
An unstable heavy load with mangled facial features.

Used as a mild insult directed at an unfortunate clinically obese child.

"lummouuuuux"
"Come here lummoux"
"Lummmmmyyy"
"THE LUMMOUX IS ANGERED!"
"LUMMOUX ATTACK!"
"AHHH, THE LUMMOUX IS BACK!"

Lummoux by jonny_195 May 3, 2009

Lummox 

A large, dimwitted, lumbering oaf of a person with lacking tact, intellectual prowess, and manual dexterity. As such, this half-human-half-baboon creature is unable to get out of it's own way.

Timmy, you silly lummox, you are entering a battle of wits half-armed!

Lummox by SuperMaing May 7, 2010

Lummox 

A clumsy, stupid oaf

Rhonda is a total lummox. She was crossing the street while looking down at her smart phone. Now she is paralyzed from the neck down after getting hit by a car.

Lummox by Alucard the last April 28, 2019

jimminy lummox 

stimpy's conscience, who spend an episode as ren's conscience.. and beats ren over the head with a blunt object whenever ren hits stimpy.

ren: "you idiot!" (smacks stimpy)
*catchy whistle-tune plays in the background.. as a precursor to jimminy lummox clocking ren..*
BAM!!!

jimminy lummox by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

Lummox 

Derives from Scots dialect: A lummox is a large, gangly, lanky and useless waste of space. A poor excuse for a human being

Git oot o ma way ya useless lummox

Lummox by Professor Murray J Smith March 15, 2004

Lummox 

A person with little Intelligence and/or common sense.

You big Lummox!
John couldn't put a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle together, he's a right Lummox!
You Lummox, why didn't you look before you crossed the road?

Lummox by Red October October 1, 2004

lummoxed 

Being drunk to the point of swaying so much it looks like you're going to fall over completley, but you don't

Mark was so lummoxed at the BBQ, we thought for sure he would pass out

lummoxed by Chopperdiva March 10, 2004