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lutterworth 

small leicestershire town where Frank Whittle pioneered jet propulsion...

...sadly, none of this genius is apparent today. It is sheer luck that this town has a police station as there is a horrific drug problem, leading to other crimes also. The drug problem can be located particuarly in the local park and round back of netto where employees often take time off to smoke a little moroccan hashish.
#1: you ever been lutterworth?
#2: yeah got drugged to my eyeballs there once, then ended up robbing netto.
#1: Really!?!
#2: yeah kicked lynda in the face.
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Libberwort 

Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid; food with no nutritional value, junk food.
Mmm...libberwort...
-Homer Simpson, 2005
Libberwort by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

Lumberport 

A small, redneck town where everyone knows you, your dog, and your dog's girlfriend.

A town where, if someone needs you, they just go hollerin' into your bedroom window.

A town where the boobs hang low and the IQ's even lower.

A town with only 3 attractions: the 7-11, the dairy mart, and the park with only one swing and nothing else.
Y'all reckon goin' on down the way to Lumberport for them Slurpees? I just might have a hankerin' for a nice ol' Slurpee
Lumberport by LumberportGirl94 August 16, 2011