Any variety of hot dog or encased sausage measuring between 12- and 18-inches in length, placed within a standard-sized bun and topped with sauerkraut. As a result, the frankfurter droops down on either end, causing the resulting entrée to wave about during consumption.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.