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lumpuckeroo 

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.
Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
lumpuckeroo by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

ludickerous

"Ludickerous" is a combination of the words ludicrous and ridiculous, and should be used when both of those words would be appropriate. crazy. asinine.
"I can't believe someone would pay $60 for that shirt," said Doug. "It's ludickerous!"
ludickerous by C_Bass June 17, 2008

lumpuckeroo 

Apparently a noxious side effect of eating dandelion greens.
Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.
lumpuckeroo by cherbot March 9, 2011

Galloping Lumpuckeroo 

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.
After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

lumpuckeroo 

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.
You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.
lumpuckeroo by eurlgurl January 17, 2008
The gentle licking of eyelids - what a strange but pleasing sensation. Discovered and administered by Johnny & Cathie
Take the lids of a loved one and gently lick them
lidlicker by John Stevenson November 9, 2004