3 definition by John Stevenson

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Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.

Barry, don't squirt spuff on the furnishings.

by John Stevenson May 21, 2004

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black over bills mothers house

It will rain shortly, expect rain in the next 20 minutes or so.

Q. Shall we have a picnic Ginger?
A. No Sedgewick, it's black over bills mothers house.

by John Stevenson June 10, 2004

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lidlicker

The gentle licking of eyelids - what a strange but pleasing sensation. Discovered and administered by Johnny & Cathie

Take the lids of a loved one and gently lick them

by John Stevenson November 09, 2004

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