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Loyola High School 

Founded in 1865, Loyola of Los Angeles is the oldest high school in Southern California. An all male, Jesuit school, Loyola places a strong emphasis on developing the character of students, or "men for others." Loyola has been ranked as having the top all-male high school athletics program in the country by ESPN rise. The "Loyola Cubs" consistently win CIF and State championships every year in a wide variety of sports. 99% of students continue to receive a higher education, with 96% attending a 4-year college or university. Loyola's outstanding network of donors allows the school to maintain a low tuition, allowing Loyola to compete academically with schools requiring double the tuition (e.g. Harvard-Westlake), as well as allowing a high percentage of the diverse community of students to attend on scholarship. While students may be deterred by the all-male aspect of the school, it is to be noted that the students at Loyola form a "cub brotherhood" which, as they say, lasts for life. Additionally, Loyola has several sister schools whose students all compete to earn a highly coveted spot in a Loyola man's heart.
There is no other school in Southern California where a student will receive an athletic, academic, spiritual, and social experience, nearly equal to that received at Loyola.
Harvard Westlake Student: "We just lost to Loyola High School AGAIN"
Harvard Westlake Parent: "Obviously... That's the best damn school in Southern California!"
Loyola High School by aaayyyyy January 24, 2016
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Loyola High School 

Is a private high school in Los Angeles California that tend to spend their time on Urban Dictionary trying to insult their competition: St. Francis High School. They clearly have no lives based on their say towards St. Francis and do not deserve to be considered a private Catholic school based on their immature behavior towards the others high schools. A typical Loyola cub tends to be cocky, a douche, and gay. These "young men" also tend to be very insecure about themselves and their school and insult St. Francis as a defense to make themselves feel better. Their dances are well known to all girls and they tend to outnumber the guys at loyola. At these dances the boys are so disrespectful towards all girls and more than half stay locked up in a classroom for being caught in such inapropriate behavior. The rest either stay in a group sucking each others cocks or are too drunk that they were not allowed in. Loyola boys are convinced all girls are horny for them, but truth is once girls know what the majority of the guys are like at loyola, they go to St. Francis and find respectful, kind, desirable guys there. Sincerely, yes, group of girls
Girl #1: did you see what that this guy did to that girl?!
Girl #2: yes!!! that was so rude!! and what he said about St. Francis!!!
Girl #1: oh i know!!! well...then again, he IS from Loyola High School...
Girl #2: true...what a douche

Loyola High School, Los Angeles 

One of the most renowned high schools in all of California. One who attends this magnificent school of hierarchy is, but not limited to; a stud, baller, money maker, genius, or any other positively denoted expression/saying. As with any prodigious school that exists, it is agitated and belittled by schools with not nearly as much dexterity. St. Francis in particular is compared to Loyola as, if not, the greatest single sex school in California, which in return is most bothersome. As many of you know, St. Francis did indeed defeat Loyola in football a few years ago; As you also may know, Loyola was mutilating St. Francis in football for roughly 30 years. Yes St. Francis, you did prevail over us, however this should not result in getting a broner and jizzing profusely all over your La Canada terrain with your gaunt FSHA girls. Certainly, this one definition cannot and will not contain everything that is abundant to this vast academic and athletic institution.
Loyola High School, Los Angeles in 2011 was ranked #1 in athletics for an all boys school in the nation by ESPN Rise.

Singlehandedly, Loyola’s cross country team has been ranked in the nation for the past 13 years. (As of 2011)
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