When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D
^ 8 people like this
Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD
(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)
Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
^ 8 people like this
Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD
(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)
Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
by jomama217 January 05, 2011
A sleeveless cotton shirt, similar to a wife-beater. However, it can and more than likely is decorated with stripes or other various patterns. Typically worn by a St. Francis faggot who more than likely has a complete wardrobe of them to show off their division 3 muscles. This fashion accessory is far different from its counterpart; the collared polo, which is typically worn by people with class, such as Loyola’s fine young men.
St. Francis Boy: Duuuuuuuuuuude we beat Loyola this year in foobaaaa!!!! I tink owerr bro tanks helppedd uz!
Other St. Francis Child: I knoww haa? Maybe we can beat them in one other sport in the next 30 years!!!!
Other St. Francis Child: I knoww haa? Maybe we can beat them in one other sport in the next 30 years!!!!
by jomama217 August 17, 2011
A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.
Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.
At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.
At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.
by jomama217 November 29, 2010
A Niggersec is not a certain amount of time; it is simply four times faster than the amount of time given. For example, if someone did a timed event in 4 seconds, a nigger did this event in one second.
White Man: I just ran the 100 meter sprint in 38.32 seconds.
Usain Bolt: Really dude? I ran the 100 meter sprint in 9.58 Niggersec(s).
Usain Bolt: Really dude? I ran the 100 meter sprint in 9.58 Niggersec(s).
by jomama217 December 25, 2011
An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
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