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An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
by jomama217 June 24, 2012
Get the Jolly Mama mug.A Niggersec is not a certain amount of time; it is simply four times faster than the amount of time given. For example, if someone did a timed event in 4 seconds, a nigger did this event in one second.
White Man: I just ran the 100 meter sprint in 38.32 seconds.
Usain Bolt: Really dude? I ran the 100 meter sprint in 9.58 Niggersec(s).
Usain Bolt: Really dude? I ran the 100 meter sprint in 9.58 Niggersec(s).
by jomama217 December 25, 2011
Get the Niggersec mug.The act of getting sexually aroused at the mere thought of the victory against Loyola in 2009, (27-23) which will most likely never happen again. Ever since this infamous day, Saint Francis has not gotten over the fact that they performed this blessed victory; yet, it still took them over a quarter of a century to complete this feat.
Saint Francis Guy: We so good! We beat you in foooobaaa! You guys suuuuuck!
Loyola Scholar: Ah, yes you did defeat us. Why do you feel the need to bring up an event that happened years ago? Loyola destroys Saint Francis in basketball, soccer, and cross country. Loyola could also defeat Saint Francis in water polo and lacrosse, that is . . . if your school could actually afford to build facilities for those sports. Not to mention Loyola’s sterling academics which surpass your kindergarten IQ’s.
Saint Francis Guy: 27-23 all day!!!! Dietrich Riley!!!
Loyola Scholar: Dietrich Riley is an absolute and utter disgrace to UCLA football; Anthony Barr, on the other hand, actually gets playing time. Such a typical Saint Francis Boner rage . . .
Loyola Scholar: Ah, yes you did defeat us. Why do you feel the need to bring up an event that happened years ago? Loyola destroys Saint Francis in basketball, soccer, and cross country. Loyola could also defeat Saint Francis in water polo and lacrosse, that is . . . if your school could actually afford to build facilities for those sports. Not to mention Loyola’s sterling academics which surpass your kindergarten IQ’s.
Saint Francis Guy: 27-23 all day!!!! Dietrich Riley!!!
Loyola Scholar: Dietrich Riley is an absolute and utter disgrace to UCLA football; Anthony Barr, on the other hand, actually gets playing time. Such a typical Saint Francis Boner rage . . .
by jomama217 December 18, 2011
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1) To have a complete and irrational cunt move done unto yourself.
2) To score less then 30% on any variation of exam/test/quiz.
1) To have a complete and irrational cunt move done unto yourself.
2) To score less then 30% on any variation of exam/test/quiz.
1) Did you see what Mr. Caldwell did to William? He totally qazed him!
2) Fuck man, I just qazed on that test; that will really lower my grade.
2) Fuck man, I just qazed on that test; that will really lower my grade.
by jomama217 November 21, 2011
Get the Qazed mug.The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends
Guy 2: How’d that turn out?
Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
Guy 2: How’d that turn out?
Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
by jomama217 September 28, 2011
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