Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
by jomama217 January 05, 2011
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Jogahji

( jO-guh-jie )

Used as a hurtful insult, originally derived from the basque last name "Jauregui." Having multiple meanings, the most prominent of which being "a dumb nagger" ("nagger" in substitution for "nigger," however this term can refer to people of all races). One who is referred to as a "jogahji" has no regard for authority, does not employ common sense, and/ or enjoys kissing rainbows.
1) Youz a dangummit jogahji, and das all ya'll eva be.

2) Stop bein' onea dem dangdung jogahjis.

3) Dis dumb nagger is a dowrigh' jogahji.

4) Whoeva clogged da shitta is a damn jogahji.

5) Rashaad, stop bein'a damn jogahji.
by jomama217 August 05, 2011
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Formspring Loner

A Formspring Loner is one who asks themselves an anonymous question on Formspring that they wish to answer, but no one has asked them.
How big is your penis?

Good Question, It is two inches. FROM THE GROUND!!!

^^^ Formspring Loner
by jomama217 December 23, 2010
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Shiii’iunno

Southern talk meaning: Shit, I don’t know.
Bob-Jim: Hey Jim-Bob, who clogged da shitta?

Jim-Bob: Shiii’iunno, Bob-Jim!
by jomama217 August 22, 2011
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Saint Francis Boner

The act of getting sexually aroused at the mere thought of the victory against Loyola in 2009, (27-23) which will most likely never happen again. Ever since this infamous day, Saint Francis has not gotten over the fact that they performed this blessed victory; yet, it still took them over a quarter of a century to complete this feat.
Saint Francis Guy: We so good! We beat you in foooobaaa! You guys suuuuuck!

Loyola Scholar: Ah, yes you did defeat us. Why do you feel the need to bring up an event that happened years ago? Loyola destroys Saint Francis in basketball, soccer, and cross country. Loyola could also defeat Saint Francis in water polo and lacrosse, that is . . . if your school could actually afford to build facilities for those sports. Not to mention Loyola’s sterling academics which surpass your kindergarten IQ’s.

Saint Francis Guy: 27-23 all day!!!! Dietrich Riley!!!

Loyola Scholar: Dietrich Riley is an absolute and utter disgrace to UCLA football; Anthony Barr, on the other hand, actually gets playing time. Such a typical Saint Francis Boner rage . . .
by jomama217 December 16, 2011
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Qazed

(Kah-zd)

1) To have a complete and irrational cunt move done unto yourself.

2) To score less then 30% on any variation of exam/test/quiz.
1) Did you see what Mr. Caldwell did to William? He totally qazed him!

2) Fuck man, I just qazed on that test; that will really lower my grade.
by jomama217 November 22, 2011
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Jolly Mama

An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
Guy 1: Doe, Marisa Ferguson is a jolly mama.

Guy 2: The molliest!
by jomama217 June 19, 2012
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