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self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
lordina , a beautiful girl . Whos extremly pretty loyal and is there for you
lordina is a lordina
lordina by kayla idk September 12, 2019

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

hat-loading 

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading
Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022

Free Loading Whore 

noun, someone who never pays for themself and is always trying to get free stuff and shorts from someone, such as (but not limited to): cigarettes, sandwiches, drinks, food, candy bars, beer, etc. Freeloading whores can be Jewish, cheap, rich, or extremely poor.
Chris: hey gimme the last half of your cigarette
John: hell no! fuck off you free loading whore!
Free Loading Whore by Honger July 24, 2010