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lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)
Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.
lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007
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the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.
here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
longhand by the big skeez February 25, 2008

Lindsay Lowhangers 

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.
One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.
Lindsay Lowhangers by Tarot73 December 15, 2011
a name given to video game connoisseurs and/or otherwise one who has a large wang, comparable to anaconda, or larger than average lead pipe
Person One: "So how was the date last night?"

Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"
longhan by wang litis April 12, 2008
a Loghan is a person who is all ears and you can talk to easily. Don't hurt him though because he might ret a little snippy.
uh oh. i made a loghan mad!😬
loghan by doodlepoodle December 23, 2016
That one kid in gym class who seems like he could do the workouts if he tried but he can’t. He just can’t do them.
Person: Dude Loghan is in my PE class!
Person 2: Woah! Is he good at sports?
Person: No he’s fuckin dogshit.
Loghan by KingPyroIsTheNameOfMe April 24, 2020