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A loweser is an employee for Lowe's Home Improvement retail store. Typically a Lowe's employee who is full time, and most likely going to be with Lowe's for several years, an entire career.
Jake has worked at Lowe's for 3 years, he is totally a loweser.
Loweser by DonnyR July 4, 2011
Words you can keep
1. a.poser.
b.some one who pretends to be someone they're not.
That guy waswearing DC's and he doesn't even skate, what a lowser.
lowser by - one love March 14, 2004
(lo' zer) n.:

1. the lowest of all losers.
2. an individual whom has fallen far beyond the point of social redemption.
I don't make it a point to associate with people who would even attempt to hack via Skype. Talk about such a lowser!
lowser by ChittyChittyCockBang September 3, 2014
Nounadj.
Combination of a loner and a loser. Reason being because being alone and detached from many people for unknown reasons makes them feel like a loser.
No one wants to talk to me! Not even my so called best friends. Ugh...I feel like such a loneser.
Loneser by Teaganor June 29, 2008
someone that always looses games against their girlfriends.
Wow, Cory is such a lowser because Kate always beats him.
lowser by I'm the winner October 26, 2006
one letter away from loser but this does not mean the person who has this name is anything close to that! A unique last name that the coolest of all cool people have. Makes for many great nickmanes. such as LO LOES LOE ect.
Jessica LOESER is the coolest person in Revere.
loeser by Jayloesss July 6, 2008
Some kid who is probably the ugliest piece of dog shit in the fucking world. A person who is generally disliked by all for one or all of the following reasons in addition to being incredibly ugly. 1. He plays this damn game where if you look at him with his hands in circles over his eyes you have to touch your right shoulder to the ground. 2. He sounds like a dying cow with a punctured lung and laryngitis having a kinky menage a trois with an obese jackalope and a dolphin who doesn't want it. 3. That kid who hangs around when your chillin with your bros and he just shows up and your like "Go Away" and he pretends not to hear you and just lurks around you being really awkward.
Harry "I am so pissed off right now, I feel like smacking someone in the face."
Dick "Why?"

Harry "Because that creepy kid is being such a Loeser when I was chillin wit' my bros.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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