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(lo' zer) n.:

1. the lowest of all losers.
2. an individual whom has fallen far beyond the point of social redemption.
I don't make it a point to associate with people who would even attempt to hack via Skype. Talk about such a lowser!
lowser by ChittyChittyCockBang September 3, 2014
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someone that always looses games against their girlfriends.
Wow, Cory is such a lowser because Kate always beats him.
lowser by I'm the winner October 26, 2006
lol one time francis accidently said lowser instead of looser. and now lol its word according to me ok.
man adeel is such a lowser.
lowser by Daniel July 15, 2004
1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.

2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.

The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."
Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"

Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."

Loser Turn 

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.
EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?

Loserpaloserville 

The place where the biggest losers in the world live
The population of loserpaloserville is one. The only resident is Lordserious.
Loserpaloserville by ZachB2 June 4, 2018
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